About Me

Hi, my name is Bon Bon. I'm an excellent liar, I never tell the truth.

Nah, that's a lie, my name is Stephanie, and I'll let you figure out the rest. I'm 25 years old, and I live in Melbourne, Australia. I have a fiance, a pair of cats and an affinity for lame puns and stinky cheese. I may appear as a beauty-obsessed cruelty-free blogger on the surface, but scratch past that a little and you'll find out the following about me:

1. I'm an introvert, and with that, I'm also a very keen observer. I'll figure out your funny little quirks, what your favourite colour is, what type of person you are and whether or not you like Harry Potter as soon as I meet you.

2. I get very passionate about stuff I'm obsessed about, and my obsessions last a very long time, if not forever. I have loved Harry Potter ever since I was in the third grade, and have been trying to needle Sean into letting me name one of our future kids after a character. I am also very fond of Game of Thrones, Doctor Who, Star Wars and the literary works of J.R.R Tolkien.

3. I really love reading fanfiction, especially slash fics. My two OTPs to date are Bagginshield (The Hobbit) and Dramione (Harry Potter). I know there's a lot of controversy surrounding the latter, but I really think that it could have happened had Draco not become a Death Eater against his will.

4. I am inherently lazy, and will do whatever it takes to put off washing dishes for a few days, to leave the clothes on the drying rack for a week and to only visit the gym a couple of times and never return again.


5. A short list of ironic things about me: I know more Japanese than Italian, despite being of Italian descent. I can't make pancakes to save my life, though I'm a qualified pastry chef. I love tomatoes but I hate tomato soup.

In fact, I hate soup that's all liquid and no solids.  I'll take minestrone soup over pumpkin soup (and I love pumpkin), thank you!

CURRENT

Book: The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher

Show: Glow

Movie: Wonder Woman

Obsession: Planning!

Thank you for visiting my blog, and I hope you enjoy your time here!